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Hadrion The Hadronator!

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 | Subject: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:42 am | |
| Well, there are lots of them. So POST.
I'm going with the Dry Skin ability. As everybody should know, water does no good to dry skin. It just helps it getting drier. So NO SENSE.
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HoopyCaro42 GAWDESS


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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:50 am | |
| only the games or tv show too?
anyway I'll go with something from the game
Stealth Rock damaging Flying pokes. ROCKS DON'T FLY. _________________ | Ernest Rutherford wrote: | | All science is either Physics or stamp collecting. |

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Hadrion The Hadronator!

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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:15 am | |
| ^Well, it would be easy to post the things from the anime that DOES make sense. xD But I guess you can post whatever. Wy naut.
Poison affecting ghosts. They don't have flesh or blood to be poisoned u_u Plus... if it doesn't affect steel, it shouldn't affect rock. |
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HoopyCaro42 GAWDESS


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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:23 am | |
| What in the anime makes sense?
A little 10-year-old boy leaves his house to travel all alone all over the country with no money, nothing to eat and nothing to wear other than the jean, blue jacket and red&white cap he's always wearing.
A level ~20 Pikachu can destroy basically any pokemon, is the strongest pokemon that has ever been.
Ash ACTUALLY has a Metapod vs Metapod battle against a Bug Catcher, and his Metapod evolves into Butterfree after that battle.
And they say Haunter can beat Kadabra. Bullshit. _________________ | Ernest Rutherford wrote: | | All science is either Physics or stamp collecting. |

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Sasori DeathGod

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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:42 am | |
| A FUCKING GARDEVOIR WITH LIGHTINGROD...WTF...FUCK DREAMWORLD ABILITIES AND FUCK 5TH GEN...pokemon went down hill since 5th gen came out _________________  | Quote: | [list][*]J. Cole - The sun gon' shine, but the reign won't stop.[/list:u] [list][*]B.O.B - What you're hoping to accomplish, I already did.[/list:u] |
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Composite Hero Of The Day

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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:04 pm | |
| Leafeon doesnt get earthquake. This is a tragedy, as it would be perfect if it did. _________________  |
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HoopyCaro42 GAWDESS


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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:26 pm | |
| The king of all pokemon is Arceus. That's ridiculous, makes no sense. Everyone knows the king of all pokemon is a Psychic pokemon. Either Mewtwo, Lugia or Alakazam... _________________ | Ernest Rutherford wrote: | | All science is either Physics or stamp collecting. |

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Hadrion The Hadronator!

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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:00 pm | |
| ^It's Mew. He's got it in his genes! |
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Composite Hero Of The Day

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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:02 pm | |
| Arceus created all pokemon. So how did Arceus come into being? _________________  |
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Hadrion The Hadronator!

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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:03 pm | |
| ^A wizard did it.
Houndoom gets Sucker Punch. Dogs can't punch. |
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Sasori DeathGod

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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:03 pm | |
| Damn cheap ass pokes with there weather abilities like excadrill and Stoutland.
Why the hell would you give a mutt sand rush, doesnt make any sense _________________  | Quote: | [list][*]J. Cole - The sun gon' shine, but the reign won't stop.[/list:u] [list][*]B.O.B - What you're hoping to accomplish, I already did.[/list:u] |
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HoopyCaro42 GAWDESS


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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:04 pm | |
| ^ lol don't start a religion debate XD And Mewtwo is cooler than Mew  _________________ | Ernest Rutherford wrote: | | All science is either Physics or stamp collecting. |

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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:04 pm | |
| ^ Pfft. Originals > Clones. _________________  |
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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:05 pm | |
| That's what the first movie wants you to believe _________________ | Ernest Rutherford wrote: | | All science is either Physics or stamp collecting. |

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Hadrion The Hadronator!

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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:07 pm | |
| ^^Technically, Mewtwo can not be a clone, since he's not identical to Mew. This can work as a senseless thing. |
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HoopyCaro42 GAWDESS


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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:09 pm | |
| clones would be more like twins, not completely identical _________________ | Ernest Rutherford wrote: | | All science is either Physics or stamp collecting. |

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Composite Hero Of The Day

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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:10 pm | |
| There's not an Eeveelution for every element. This confuses and aggravates me. D: _________________  |
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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:14 pm | |
| ^ true
Also ice shouldn't be not-very-effective against fire. I mean, in gen 1 it was better, more logical. Ice is cold, and fire doesn't like cold. _________________ | Ernest Rutherford wrote: | | All science is either Physics or stamp collecting. |

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Composite Hero Of The Day

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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:20 pm | |
| (Hoopy, I've just uploaded the file to mediafire, should I email you the link or pm you?)
Bug is super effective against dark. HOW DOES THAT WORK. _________________  |
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Hadrion The Hadronator!

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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:28 pm | |
| ^Dark is a stoopid type. Nothing about it makes sense. Dark > Ghost? Dark > Psychic? NO WAY |
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sxephil Renegade Legion Rookie

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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:06 pm | |
| In the first movie where pikachu knocks out a golem with a thunderbolt??? WTF??? Also a bubble attack from squirtle K.O.s that dudes machamp? nonsense! |
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Flyyyyy Renegade Legion Legend

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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:35 pm | |
| | Composite wrote: | (Hoopy, I've just uploaded the file to mediafire, should I email you the link or pm you?)
Bug is super effective against dark. HOW DOES THAT WORK. |
Evil's one fear: scawy bugs. |
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Dave Straight (fake) Dave

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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:53 pm | |
| How does Ash not hit dat? Like, the only thing that doesn't make sense. |
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Sasori DeathGod

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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:25 pm | |
| why is it that....Pikachu is so damn powerful...little ass rat...got it ass whoop by excadrill though. That was funny _________________  | Quote: | [list][*]J. Cole - The sun gon' shine, but the reign won't stop.[/list:u] [list][*]B.O.B - What you're hoping to accomplish, I already did.[/list:u] |
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Master U BANNED

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 | Subject: Re: Things from Pokémon that don't make sense Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:37 pm | |
| I'm just putting it here but, The Pokemon Conspiracy. http://www.scribd.com/doc/24299239/Pokemon-The-Ash-is-Really-in-a-Coma-Theory |
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